It never ceases to amaze me how moving on to every new milestone sets off another bout of maternal insecurities.
The Little Girl moved onto solids last night and although I have done this before, it still didn’t prevent me from looking it up in every book known to motherkind (and those who know me know that this is probably not far from the truth).
But, I have to admit that even I was thrown by the following warning on the cereal box: “some settling may occur during handling”.
What the heck did this mean? The subtitle to this was, “with added prebiotics’ for a healthy digestive system”, to put my confusion into context.
Did this mean that our sleep was going to be disrupted even more than it already was, because my daughter’s stomach was now going to “settle in” for the night, even though the box had a spectacular yellow star promising “good nights”? Were the contents of her nappies going to warrant even more observation and speculation after this meal?
If there was one thing I didn’t need, it was the threat of “settling after handling” – I’ve gone this route before. Bigboy was started on solids at 4 months because of the completely untruthful, some marketing-genius-with-no-kids’ promise of “good nights”.
I lifted my thumb to have a better look and then with relief noticed the other half of this notice: “this package is sold by mass – not volume”.
I didn’t have to worry after all; the road to good sleep was indeed paved with empty promises.


